Sunday, 31 March 2013

"I'm sorry"

Whispered Kalen, his face nuzzled into his comforter. "Looks like we'll be alone for a little while..." Lexi cat gave a soft little 'mrow's as though to say, "it's ok... They'll be back soon, I know it." Everything was very quiet for a while after that.




Friday, 29 March 2013

Locked out

So Vikor's wised up to the fatty cat's plans and tossed the kitty out of his room and made sure to lock the doors to keep Lexi cat inside the house. A thoroughly upset kitty lay on his kitten blanket just kneading away at her nubbicorn. When a brave little bunny decided to go up beside her and tried to cheer her up. The story explains itself. (Also the nubbicorn didn't disappear... Kitty's fur just engulfed it to make room for Moopie)

Tuesday, 26 March 2013

Friendssssss?

Lexi cat was attempting to nap in the catnip garden enjoying the sunny afternoon, it didn't take long before The Raven noticed a round blob in the middle of the greenery. What else can you do about this? Other than annoy and wake up the shapeless kitty?
You can almost hear the agitated 'mrow' :3

Monday, 25 March 2013

New Allies?

Today we're introducing a new little animal friend! The Raven, it has no name but it seems to just respond to as "THE Raven" or "You #$!%ing perv bird!" The black bird with a piercing gaze and a top hat decorated with a pink fairy, it's often found peering through windows. It seemed natural that our little voyeur kitten wanted to be friends with this equally perverted bird... And yes this is how these two introduced each other... Lexi cat found explicit 'male togetherness' manga and is offering it to The Raven in hopes of becoming friends. BEST FRIENDS FOREVERS!!!

Thursday, 21 March 2013

Today's recipe: poor man's risotto


Today's recipe: Poor man's risotto

Ingredients (approximately)
1 can of chicken broth (or one can of concentrated broth+water)
1cup of chinese long grain rice
water-if needed-
splash of cream
salt&pepper
1tbsp olive oil
2tbsp parmasean cheese
1 can spam, thin sliced

Kalen got a little peckish one evening and decided to make a snack for himself and Vikor. So he took a cup of rice they had on hand, washed it and set it aside. He heated up the olive oil in a skillet on med-high and waited for the oil to 'shimmer'. Upon desired shimmering he tossed in the rice and waited for the grains to become opaque and lightly browned or toasted. Vikor was tasked with opening the can of broth and frying the spam into bacon-like things. Once the rice was done toasting Kalen poured the broth in increments waiting for the broth to be absorbed by the rice before adding more broth. It smelled really good, only being stirred a few times he ended up just tossing the rice in the pan to get it mixed without damaging the rice(and making it soggy -ick-). Even though there wasn't any broth left the rice was still too hard.... Seasoning it with a touch of salt and pepper he added water until it became a toothsome texture that was close to pleasant. He poured in a splash of cream and waited for it to soak in a bit before adding parmasean cheese. Serving it with a side of spam bacon -spacon- there was even enough to share with Lexi cat. "mrow <3 nomnomnom."
-Author's note: the spacon was made by frying the thinly sliced spam on medium low heat until dehydrated and dark brown. But not burnt! Flipped frequently until bacon like.-

Wednesday, 20 March 2013

Warming up to each other

Vikor walks into the room and finds something trying to lure him closer, it wasn't Kalen this time. It was Lexi cat tummy up waiting for a tummy rub. "Awww, hey there little kitty. Trying to butter me up so i'll lower my guard?" Despite being a bit mean to the cat he started to pet the soft white tummy feeling the fat little kitty stealing his heart.

Meanwhile in the other room, Kalen's trying to bond with Moopie. "Aren't you a cute little critter? Hmmm... you've been pretty preoccupied with my crotch... Vikor! Does your bunny have a thing for crotches?!" He hears loud purring and a shout from the other room, "IT MEANS HE LIKES YOU!"

Tuesday, 19 March 2013

Finally! Cat living up to it's title

 Kalen And Vikor were engaging bed fun time when Vikor inquired, "wait! Where's your fatty cat?! That fat thing always watches us make out..." Kalen laughed and answered, "I put her outside for a while she'll be fine for two hours outside. The patch of catnip out should keep her contained!" Little did they know.. That rustling wasn't the wind...

DUNDUNDUN There's our happy little voyeur cat!

Saturday, 16 March 2013

When Kitty and Bunny meet

"Omg what is your fatty cat doing to my bunny!" Vikor cried out when he saw the cat start kneading and licking his pet. All Kalen did was laugh until he was out of breath, "awwww Lexi loves your Moopie very much, she's kissing and kneading it like she does with her nubbicorn!" Vikor grabs his little bunny and strokes it until it calms down, "looked more like your fatty cat was tasting and tenderazing him..."

Friday, 15 March 2013

This is Vikor, he's moving in with Kalen.

Welcome Vikor ^^ Kalen's partner in crime and housemate. Young and spazztic, he's everyone's lovable jerk.  Also Kalen's shouting, "my cat isn't a fatty! He's 50% fluff!"

Tuesday, 12 March 2013

Please welcome little Moopy

This is little Moopy <3 his owner is -TO BE ANNOUNCED- Who's Kalen's partner ^^ It seems as though young Moopy's terrified of being moved from his original home with -INSERT OWNER NAME I HAVE NOT YET THOUGHT UP OF O^O- to Kalen's humble abode. I wonder how Lexi cat's going to get along with Moopy?

Monday, 11 March 2013

Creator's currently sick

Not feeling too good... Spent the weekend with what felt like metal spikes in my throat... "Hey your throat hurts? Lets make it produce more liquid than usual and make you swallow harder!" Faaantastic... here's a 5min sketch summarizing what Sunday felt like. Simple mouse drawings.. But less clean and less effort given... But I'm healing up pretty fast o3o Hooray! Alex Takano out!

Friday, 8 March 2013

Lexi cat's favourite toy! A stuffed Nubbicorn!

Meet Fluffybum the nubbicorn (nubby unicorn)! Kalen grabbed it when he was visiting the countries of Scandanavia ^^ Legend has it that unicorns over there are monsters that maim people!... Which is why the stuffed nubbicorn's horn is stained red... When he brought it home his kitten took to it and doesn't sleep without its Fluffybum. It's one of the few toys that aren't mauled to death upon entry of the house,

Thursday, 7 March 2013

Food tiem with Cook Kalen!

Introducing food time with Cook Kalen!!! ^^ Small recipe blogs of what Kalen cooks and eats while Lexi-cat gets cat food or cat friendly people food. No, the cat friendly food will not be as good as what Cook Kalen makes. (Yes these are mostly my recipes that I put together, so there aren't any set amounts. I just make it and add more until it looks right. Lol Chef training be damned.) They will all be tagged with this picture of Kalen's cropped head. Might add chef hat later... but until then you get this lazy crop up ^^ Mostly because I thought it would give my characters more depth than just 'haha kitty's a perv...'
haahaa I'm posting so many times on the first day XD I've just been doodling out as many as I can before my doodle hand gets distracted. But here, when Kalen had first taken in the small poof that was kitten Lexi. So small back then. Lexi cat was found in a tiny box out in the rain near a back alley that was labled "Free kitten!" With a tiny little kitten shivering in the bottom of the box lined with newspaper. BACKSTORY AHHH yay silly doodles XD 

Meet Kalen or 'Human slave'

Whooo OAO I've made an owner o3o Yes... Someone owns this cat... I would assume so since Lexi cat's too fat and lazy to fend for itself. It's somehow an outdoor-ish cat that hasn't been eaten by coyotes yet...
Et viola! Meet Lexi cat our little voyeuristic kitty ^^ I wonder what it'll be up to soon ^^ Bask in the glory that is poorly drawn undies and fish!

I have no idea what I'm doing!!! ;A;

Welcome to my blog of silly doodly drawing of a strange kitty (based on the ideas that pour forth from my head like a unicorn vomits rainbows) There's a good chance that there will be mouse doodled drawing and maybe a few recipes on here of my own doing -muahaha-. I'm more use to editing blogs than I am actually making one. Please be patient as I try to draw a kitty with my mouse ;w;.